ÏÎÄÂÅÑÊÈ ÀÍÍÛ ÀÂÑÒÐÈÉÑÊÎÉ

ÈËÈ

ÄÞÌÀÑÎÂÙÈÍÀ

(òðåõàêòíàÿ ïüåñà â ñòèõàõ ïî ìîòèâàì ðîìàíà Àëåêñàíäðà Äþìà «Òðè ìóøêåòåðà»)

 

 

ÎÒ ÀÂÒÎÐÀ

 

    Ýòà ïüåñà áûëà íàïèñàíà â, òåïåðü óæå äàëåêîì, 1978 ãîäó, êîãäà âàø ïîêîðíûé ñëóãà èìåë ÷åñòü ó÷èòüñÿ â ñðåäíåé øêîëå ¹ 40 ãîðîäà Ãîðüêîãî â 8 «Á» êëàññå. Âìåñòå ñî ìíîé, â òîì æå ñàìîì êëàññå, ó÷èëèñü ìîè äðóçüÿ. Íàøà øêîëüíàÿ äðóæáà âûäåðæàëà èñïûòàíèå âðåìåíåì, ìû ïðîäîëæàåì âñòðå÷àòüñÿ è ñåãîäíÿ. Èìåííî ìîèì äðóçüÿì, â ïàìÿòü î ñ÷àñòëèâîì äåòñòâå, ÿ ðåøèë ïîñâÿòèòü âíîâü âîññîçäàííóþ, êîå-ãäå èçìåíåííóþ, ðóêîïèñü ñòàðîé ïüåñû. ÓÄÀ×À Ñ ÍÀÌÈ, ÊÀÊ ÂÑÅÃÄÀ! ËÞÄÈ ÄÅËßÒÑß ÍÀ ÌÓØÊÅÒÅÐÎÂ È ÎÑÒÀËÜÍÛÕ! ÂÑÅ ÇÀ ÎÄÍÎÃÎ, ÎÄÈÍ ÇÀ ÂÑÅÕ!

 

ÂÎÑÅÌÜ ÇÀÏÎÂÅÄÅÉ ÌÓØÊÅÒÅÐÀ

(Â íàçèäàíèå þíûì)

 

Áóäü ÷èñò ïåðåä ñîáîé.

                                                          Äåðæè óìåëî øïàãó.

  Äîâîëüñòâóéñÿ Ñóäüáîé.

                                                          Íàäåéñÿ íà îòâàãó.

                                                          Äîâåðüåì äîðîæè.

    Âñåì æåðòâóé ðàäè äðóãà.

                                                          Áîãàòñòâó íå ñëóæè.

È áîëü òåðïè áåç çâóêà.

                                                          Òû – ìóøêåòåð!

 

 

ÏÎÄÂÅÑÊÈ ÀÍÍÛ ÀÂÑÒÐÈÉÑÊÎÉ

ÈËÈ

ÄÞÌÀÑÎÂÙÈÍÀ

(òðåõàêòíàÿ ïüåñà â ñòèõàõ ïî ìîòèâàì ðîìàíà À.Äþìà «Òðè ìóøêåòåðà»)

 

 

Äåéñòâóþùèå ëèöà:

 

Êîðîëåâñêèå ìóøêåòåðû – Ä’Àðòàíüÿí, Àòîñ, Ïîðòîñ, Àðàìèñ (ñàìûå õðàáðûå ëþäè íà çåìëå è âåðíûå äðóçüÿ), ñëóãè ãîñïîä ìóøêåòåðîâ – Ïëàíøå, Ãðèìî, Ìóøêåòîí, Áàçåí, Êîðîëü Ôðàíöèè Ëþäîâèê Òðèíàäöàòûé, Êîðîëåâà Ôðàíöèè Àííà Àâñòðèéñêàÿ, Êàðäèíàë Ðèøåëüå (ïåðâûé ìèíèñòð Ôðàíöèè, òàéíûé âðàã êîðîëåâû),

Êàíöëåð Ñåãüå (äîâåðåííîå ëèöî êîðîëÿ ôðàíöèè), Áýêèíãåì (ïåðâûé ìèíèñòð Àíãëèè, âëþáëåííûé â êîðîëåâó Ôðàíöèè), ñåêðåòàðü (äîâåðåííîå ëèöî ïåðâîãî ìèíèñòðà Àíãëèè Áýêèíãåìà), Ðîøôîð (äîâåðåííîå ëèöî êàðäèíàëà Ðèøåëüå), Ìèëåäè (øïèîíêà êàðäèíàëà Ðèøåëüå), Êîíñòàíöèÿ (ãîðíè÷íàÿ êîðîëåâû Ôðàíöèè è åå äîâåðåííîå ëèöî, âëþáëåííàÿ â Ä’Àðòàíüÿíà), ãîñïîäèí Áîíàñüå (ìóæ Êîíñòàíöèè),  òðàêòèðùèê, íà÷àëüíèê ïîðòà  «Êàëå», ìàòðîñ, Ëåéòåíàíò äâîðöîâîé ñòðàæè, ñòðàæà, ñåðæàíò ãîðîäñêîé ñòðàæè, ñòðàæíèê, ãâàðäååö êàðäèíàëà (ïîìîùíèê Ðîøôîðà), ãâàðäåéöû êàðäèíàëà (÷èñëîì íå ìåíåå äåñÿòè), ìàññîâêà (æèòåëè ãîðîäà Ïàðèæà).   

 

 

 

 

ÂÌÅÑÒÎ ÂÑÒÓÏËÅÍÈß

Íà åùå íå çàíÿòîé ñöåíå ïîÿâëÿåòñÿ  Ïîýò

 

 

Ïîýò                              - Íå âåðþ ÿ, ÷òî ìóøêåòåðîâ íåò,

                                         Íå âåðþ ÿ, ÷òî áëàãîðîäñòâî â ïðîøëîì…

                                         Îíè, êàê ïðåæäå, îñòàâëÿþò ñëåä,

                                         È øïàãè èõ íå çàðæàâåëè â íîæíàõ!!!

 

                                         ×åòûðå ñåðäöà, ñëèòûå â îäíî,

                                         Åùå â ìàëü÷èøêàõ ïðîäîëæàþò áèòüñÿ…

                                         Åùå Ìèëåäè ñâåòèòñÿ îêíî,

                                         È ðûöàðÿì íåëüçÿ íå òîðîïèòüñÿ!!!

 

                                         Äà áóäåò âûçîâ - ñìåë, ðóêà òâåðäà,

                                         Ïîêà Ñóäüáà ðàçûãðûâàåò ïüåñû…

                                         Èùèòå ïðèêëþ÷åíèé, ãîñïîäà,

                                         Ïîêðåï÷å ñæàâ ôàìèëüíûå ýôåñû…

                                            

                                         Íå âåðþ ÿ, ÷òî ìóøêåòåðîâ íåò!!!

 

 

ÀÊÒ  ÏÅÐÂÛÉ

 

ÈÍÒÐÈÃÀ ÐÈØÅËÜÅ

 

ÑÖÅÍÀ ÏÅÐÂÀß

(ó âîðîò Ëóâðà)

 

Ëåéòåíàíò                    - À íó-êà, ñòîé!

Íåçíàêîìåö                 -  ÷åì äåëî, ñóäàðü?

Ëåéòåíàíò                    - Âû íå íàçâàëè ìíå ïàðîëü.

Íåçíàêîìåö                 - Ïîëþáîïûòñòâóþ, êàêîé?

Ëåéòåíàíò                    - Ìåðçàâåö, ñìååøü çäåñü øóòèòü!

Íåçíàêîìåö                 - Î, ëåéòåíàíò, ïðîøó ïðîñòèòü,

                                        Íî Âû äîëæíû óáèòûì áûòü,

                                        Çà îñêîðáëåíüå ïëàòÿò ñòîíîì…

Ëåéòåíàíò                    - Ïîõîæå, òû ñîâñåì ãëóïåö,

                                         Ðàç ãîâîðèøü ïîäîáíûì òîíîì…

                                         Ýé, ñòðàæà, âçÿòü!

Íåçíàêîìåö                  - Íå òîðîïèòåñü,

                                         Çà øïàãè, ãîñïîäà, áåðèòåñü…

Ëåéòåíàíò                     - Àõ òàê, îòñòàâèòü,

                                         Ñàì ñ íèì ñïðàâëþñü…

Íåçíàêîìåö                  - Íàïðîòèâ, ÿ îò Âàñ èçáàâëþñü.

 

Ïîåäèíîê

 

Ëåéòåíàíò                    - Óìðè, ïðåçðåííûé!

Íåçíàêîìåö                 - Ñóäàðü, òèøå…

                                        Èíà÷å êòî-íèáóäü óñëûøèò,

                                        Ãäå Âàøà øïàãà?

Ëåéòåíàíò                    - À… ïîäëåö!

Íåçíàêîìåö                 - Äà çàìîë÷èòå íàêîíåö!

 

Íåçíàêîìåö ïðîíçàåò ëåéòåíàíòà øïàãîé

 

Íåçíàêîìåö                  - Ýé, íåãîäÿè, ïðî÷ü ñ äîðîãè,

                                         Ñêîðåå óíîñèòå íîãè…

Ñòðàæíèêè                   - Áëàãîäàðèì, ìû î÷åíü ðàäû,

                                         Íåò ëó÷øå æèçíè íàì íàãðàäû…

 

Ñòðàæíèêè óáåãàþò, íåçíàêîìåö ïðîíèêàåò âî äâîðåö

 

 

ÑÖÅÍÀ ÂÒÎÐÀß

(íåçíàêîìåö ñòàëêèâàåòñÿ ñ ãîðíè÷íîé êîðîëåâû)

 

Íåçíàêîìåö                  - Î! Èçâèíèòå, ñåíüîðèòà…

Ãîðíè÷íàÿ                    - Îòêóäà Âû?

Íåçíàêîìåö                  - ß èç Ìàäðèäà.

Ãîðíè÷íàÿ                    - Íàçâàëè âåðíûé Âû ïàðîëü…

Íåçíàêîìåö                  - Ñêàæèòå, çàíÿò ÷åì êîðîëü?

Ãîðíè÷íàÿ                     - Ñ ïîñëàìè â êàðòû îí èãðàåò.

Íåçíàêîìåö                   - Êîãäà çàêîí÷èò?

Ãîðíè÷íàÿ                     - Ñàì íå çíàåò.

Íåçíàêîìåö                   - Äâà ñëîâà êîðîëåâå ìîæíî?

Ãîðíè÷íàÿ                     - Î, ñóäàðü, êàê íå îñòîðîæíî…

Íåçíàêîìåö                   - Òîãäà ïèñüìî åé ïåðåäàéòå

                                          È ïåðñòåíü, âïðî÷åì, íåò, ñòóïàéòå…

 

Ïîÿâëÿåòñÿ êîðîëåâà Àííà Àâñòðèéñêàÿ

 

Àííà Àâñòðèéñêàÿ        - Àõ! Áýêèíãåì,

                                          Íî Âû ëè ýòî?

Ãîðíè÷íàÿ                     - Ãâàðäåéöû!

Áýêèíãåì                       - Øïàãó, ïèñòîëåòû!!!

Àííà Àâñòðèéñêàÿ        - Ñêîðåå, ãåðöîã, óõîäèòå,

                                           Ïîäâåñêè â çíàê ëþáâè âîçüìèòå…

                                           ß èõ ñëó÷àéíî çàõâàòèëà,

                                           Êîãäà èç ñïàëüíè âûõîäèëà…

Áýêèíãåì                        - Ïðîùàéòå, Àííà, ÿ âåðíóñü,

                                           Ñ äîðîãè åñëè íå ñîáüþñü.

 

Ãåðöîã óõîäèò

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                            

ÑÖÅÍÀ ÒÐÅÒÜß

 (âáåãàþò ãâàðäåéöû êàðäèíàëà Ðèøåëüå)

 

Ðîøôîð                            - Òîò àíãëè÷àíèí ãäå-òî çäåñü!

Ãâàðäååö                          - Äâîðåö îáøàðåí íàìè âåñü!

Ðîøôîð                            - Íà ëîøàäåé, Ïàðèæ çàêðûòü,

                                            Âñåõ ïîäîçðèòåëüíûõ ñõâàòèòü!

 

Ãâàðäåéöû ðàçáåãàþòñÿ â ðàçíûå ñòîðîíû

 

 

ÑÖÅÍÀ ×ÅÒÂÅÐÒÀß

(â êàáèíåòå ó êàðäèíàëà Ðèøåëüå)

 

Ðèøåëüå                            - Íó, ÷òî Âû ñêàæåòå, Ðîøôîð,

                                             «Åãî», êîíå÷íî, íå ïîéìàëè?

Ðîøôîð                             - Èõ ñâåòëîñòü, âèäèìî, áåæàëè…

Ðèøåëüå                            - Íî ÷òî-íèáóäü Âû âñå æ óçíàëè!?

Ðîøôîð                             - Åå âåëè÷åñòâî «åìó»

                                             Â ëàðöå ïîäâåñêè ïîäàðèëè…

Ðèøåëüå                            - Áåäíÿæêó ÷óâñòâà ïîãóáèëè,

                                             Óñòðîèì áàë, è êîðîëåâó

                                             Ñ ïîäâåñêàìè çàñòàâèì áûòü,

                                             Èëü ÷åñòè åé íå ñîõðàíèòü…

 

Ïîñëå ïàóçû

 

Ðèøåëüå                            - Êîðîëü ïîñëóøåí, êàê äèòÿ,

                                             Ñ íèì áåç òðóäà ñòîëêóþñü ÿ.

                                             Ðîøôîð, ñâîáîäíû, îòäîõíèòå,

                                             È çàâòðà â ñåìü êî ìíå çàéäèòå…

 

 

ÑÖÅÍÀ ÏßÒÀß

(óòðîì â ïîêîÿõ êîðîëåâû)

 

Êàíöëåð                            - Ñóäàðûíÿ, ê Âàì ìîæíî? ß

                                             Ïðèøåë ïî âîëå êîðîëÿ.

Àííà  Àâñòðèéñêàÿ          - Ñ êàêîþ öåëüþ?

Êàíöëåð                            - Îáûñêàòü Âàñ.

Àííà Àâñòðèéñêàÿ           - È åñòü ïîäïèñàííûé ïðèêàç?

Êàíöëåð                            - Êîíå÷íî åñòü.

Àííà Àâñòðèéñêàÿ           - Òàê ïîêàæèòå!

Êàíöëåð                            - Âîò îí.

 

Êàíöëåð ïîêàçûâàåò ïðèêàç, ïîäïèñàííûé êîðîëåì

 

 

 

 

 

Àííà Àâñòðèéñêàÿ           - Íó, ÷òî æ, Ñåãüå, èùèòå…

Êàíöëåð Ñåãüå                  - Åãî âåëè÷åñòâó èçâåñòíî,

                                              ×òî åñòü ó Âàñ ïèñüìî îäíî,

                                              Íå òàéíà, ÷üåé ðóêè îíî…

 

 

Àííà Àâñòðèéñêàÿ           - Íî Âû íå ñìååòå ìåíÿ

                                               Ñàìó îáûñêèâàòü, ëþáåçíûé!

Êàíöëåð Ñåãüå                  - Óãðîçû Âàøè áåñïîëåçíû,

                                               Îòäàéòå ëó÷øå ñàìè…

Àííà Àâñòðèéñêàÿ           - Íåò!!!

Êàíöëåð Ñåãüå                  - Âàì íå äàåò äûøàòü êîðñåò…

Àííà Àâñòðèéñêàÿ           - Âîçüìèòå è ïîéäèòå âîí!!!

 

Êîðîëåâà îòäàåò ïèñüìî

 

Êàíöëåð Ñåãüå                  - ß ïðåäàííûé ñëóãà, ïàðäîí…

 

 

ÑÖÅÍÀ ØÅÑÒÀß

(êîðîëü è êàðäèíàë)

 

Êîðîëü                               - Ïðî÷òèòå, êàðäèíàë, ïðî÷òèòå…

 

Êàðäèíàë áûñòðî ïðîáåãàåò ïèñüìî ãëàçàìè

 

Ðèøåëüå                             - Ïèñüìî íåìåäëåííî âåðíèòå,

                                               Óñòðîéòå áàë â çíàê ïðèìèðåíüÿ,

                                               Îíà çàáóäåò óíèæåíüå,

                                               Ïîäâåñêè Âàøè åé èäóò…

Êîðîëü                               - À ãäå æå êàíöëåð ìîé?

Êàíöëåð Ñåãüå                  - Îí òóò.

Êîðîëü                               - Ñåãüå, ìû íàçíà÷àåì áàë.

Êàíöëåð Ñåãüå                  - Ìû?

Êîðîëü                               - Äà, ÿ è êàðäèíàë.

 

 

ÑÖÅÍÀ ÑÅÄÜÌÀß

 (â ïîêîÿõ êîðîëåâû)

 

Êàíöëåð Ñåãüå                  - Åùå ìèíóòó óäåëèòå.

Àííà Àâñòðèéñêàÿ           - ×òî Âàì óãîäíî? Íå ìîë÷èòå…

Êàíöëåð Ñåãüå                  - Íà òîé íàäåëå áóäåò áàë.

Àííà Àâñòðèéñêàÿ           - Ñòóïàéòå!

Êàíöëåð Ñåãüå                  - ß íå âñå ñêàçàë.

                                              Åãî âåëè÷åñòâî æåëàëè

                                              Â ïîäâåñêàõ âèäåòü Âàñ íà áàëå…

                                              Ïèñüìî âåëåëè Âàì âåðíóòü,

 

Êàíöëåð âîçâðàùàåò ïèñüìî êîðîëåâå è ïðîèçíîñèò ðåïëèêó â ñòîðîíó

 

 

Êàíöëåð Ñåãüå                  - Êàêèå ïëå÷è, øåÿ, ãðóäü…

                                               Òåïåðü ïîçâîëüòå óäàëèòüñÿ…

 

Êàíöëåð óõîäèò

 

Àííà Àâñòðèéñêàÿ           - ×òî äåëàòü? Íà êîãî ìîëèòüñÿ?

                                              Àõ! ß ïîãèáëà, êàðäèíàë

                                              Ê ñïàñåíüþ íèòè îáîðâàë!

 

Ïîÿâëÿåòñÿ ãîðíè÷íàÿ êîðîëåâû Êîíñòàíöèÿ

 

Êîíñòàíöèÿ                      - Áîðîòüñÿ íàäî äî êîíöà,

                                              Ïîøëèòå ê ãåðöîãó ãîíöà.

Àííà Àâñòðèéñêàÿ           - Íî ó ìåíÿ âåäü íåò äðóçåé!!!

Êîíñòàíöèÿ                      - Ïèñüìî ïèøèòå ïîñêîðåé,

                                              Êîëüå äîñòàâÿò â ñðîê, ðó÷àþñü!

Àííà Àâñòðèéñêàÿ           - ß Âàì âñåöåëî äîâåðÿþñü…

 

Êîðîëåâà ïèøåò ïèñüìî ãåðöîãó Áýêèíãåìó

 

ÏÈÑÜÌÎ ÊÎÐÎËÅÂÛ ÀÍÍÛ ÀÂÑÒÐÈÉÑÊÎÉ Ê ÃÅÐÖÎÃÓ ÁÝÊÈÍÃÅÌÓ

 

Ìèëîðä, ñîâåòóåì ïðî÷åñòü

                                                      Ïèñüìî ñ âíèìàíèåì îñîáûì.

                                                      Âñåðüåç çàäåòà Âàøà ÷åñòü

                                                      È ÷åñòü èçâåñòíîé Âàì îñîáû.

                                                      Âû íå çàáûëè, ïîëàãàåì,

                                                      Ïðåïîäíåñåííûé Âàì ëàðåö?

                                                      Ìû íà êîëåíÿõ óìîëÿåì

                                                      Âåðíóòü åãî íàì âî äâîðåö.

                                                      Êóäà íå áðîñèì âçãëÿä – øïèîíû,

                                                      Ðàçîáëà÷åíèå ãðîçèò!

                                                      Àõ, êàê íå ïðî÷íû íàøè òðîíû,

                                                      Êîðîëü îáìàíà íå ïðîñòèò!!!

                                                      Òîãî, êòî ïåðåäàñò áóìàãó,

                                                      Ïðèìèòå ëàñêîâî, ìèëîðä.

                                                      Ñâîþ îí íå ðàñõâàëèò øïàãó,

                                                      Ïîñêîëüêó, ïî-ãàñêîíñêè, ãîðä…

                                                      …Íó, âîò è âñå, ïèñüìî ñîæãèòå

                                                      È çà íåñêëàäíûé ñëîã ïðîñòèòå…

                                                      

                                                      P.S.

 

                                                      Íà òîé íåäåëå áóäåò áàë,

                                                      Åãî ïîäñòðîèë êàðäèíàë.

 

                                                                                             Âàøà Àííà

 

 

 

 

 

 

ÑÖÅÍÀ ÂÎÑÜÌÀß

 (Ðîøôîð è Ìèëåäè – øïèîíêà êàðäèíàëà Ðèøåëüå)

 

Ðîøôîð                            - Ìèëåäè, ñëóøàéòå ïðèêàç.

Ìèëåäè                            - Íó, è êóäà íà ýòîò ðàç?

Ðîøôîð                            - Ïîäâåñêè, Ëîíäîí…

Ìèëåäè                            - Òà æå òåìà,

                                            Íî ÿ âåäü â ññîðå ñ Áýêèíãåìîì

Ðîøôîð                            - Ïðèäåòñÿ, çíà÷èò, ïîìèðèòüñÿ.

Ìèëåäè                            - Áåç äåíåã åõàòü íå ãîäèòüñÿ.

Ðîøôîð                            - Âû èõ ïîëó÷èòå ïîçäíåå,

                                            È áóäüòå ñ ãåðöîãîì ñìåëåå…

Ìèëåäè                            - Ðîøôîð, ïðîùàéòå, ìíå ïîðà.

Ðîøôîð                            - Öåëóþ ðó÷êè,  äî óòðà…

 

 

ÑÖÅÍÀ ÄÅÂßÒÀß

(Êîíñòàíöèÿ è åå ìóæ – ãîñïîäèí Áîíàñüå)

 

Ãîñïîäèí Áîíàñüå           - Î! íàêîíåö-òî òû ïðèøëà,

                                             Íåäåëþ äîìà íå áûëà!

Êîíñòàíöèÿ                      - Ãäå Ä’Àðòàíüÿí?

Ãîñïîäèí Áîíàñüå           - Íàâåðíî òàì…

 

Ïîêàçûâàåò  íà ïîòîëîê

 

Êîíñòàíöèÿ                      - ß ïîäíèìóñü ê íåìó.

Ãîñïîäèí Áîíàñüå           - Ìàäàì!

                                             Ñêàæè, î ÷åì ñ íèì ãîâîðèøü?

Êîíñòàíöèÿ                      - ß çíàþ, òû çà ìíîé ñëåäèøü.

Ãîñïîäèí Áîíàñüå           - Â Áàñòèëèè ÿ äîëãî áûë,

                                             È «îí» ìåíÿ îñâîáîäèë!

Êîíñòàíöèÿ                      - Êòî îí? Òû èìÿ íå íàçâàë…

Ãîñïîäèí Áîíàñüå           - Îí - Ðèøåëüå! Îí – êàðäèíàë!

Êîíñòàíöèÿ                      - Òàê âîò êàê ñòàë òû ïîäëåöîì,

                                             Îñòàâü ñåé÷àñ æå ýòîò äîì!!!

 

Ãîñïîäèí Áîíàñüå â èñïóãå óõîäèò

 

 

ÑÖÅÍÀ ÄÅÑßÒÀß

(ëþáîâíèê è æåíà)

 

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                      - Ìîÿ ëþáîâü, ìîé òàëèñìàí!

Êîíñòàíöèÿ                      - Î! íåò, íå íàäî, Ä’Àðòàíüÿí!

                                             Ìîãó  ëè ÿ Âàì äîâåðÿòü?

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                      - ß æèçíü çà Âàñ ãîòîâ îòäàòü.

Êîíñòàíöèÿ                      - Ñ ïîñëàíüåì â Ëîíäîí îòïðàâëÿéòåñü,

                                             Âåðíóòü ïîäâåñêè ïîïûòàéòåñü…

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                      - Êëÿíóñü, ïîäâåñêè ÿ äîñòàíó!

 

Êîíñòàíöèÿ                      - Ïóñòü Áîã ïîìîæåò Ä’Àðòàíüÿíó!

 

Êîíñòàíöèÿ íåæíî öåëóåò ñâîåãî âîçëþáëåííîãî è óõîäèò

 

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                      - Ïëàíøå, ñõîäè-êà çà Àòîñîì,

                                             Çà Àðàìèñîì è Ïîðòîñîì

                                             Îíè ïóñòü ñëóã ñâîèõ âîçüìóò,

                                             Êî ìíå ñ îðóæèåì ïðèäóò…

 

Ïëàíøå – ñëóãà Ä’Àðòàíüÿíà ñïåøèò âûïîëíèòü ïðèêàçàíèå ãîñïîäèíà

 

 

ÑÖÅÍÀ ÎÄÈÍÀÄÖÀÒÀß

(ñîâåò ìóøêåòåðîâ)

 

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                      - ß äîëæåí îòâåçòè ïèñüìî.

Ïîðòîñ                              - À ÷òî â ïèñüìå?

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                      - Íà íåì êëåéìî.

                                             Ñîãëàñíû Âû ñî ìíîþ åõàòü?

Âñå õîðîì                         - Âîçìîæíî.

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                      - Ïðåäñòîèò ïîòåõà,

                                             Íàñ ïîñòàðàþòñÿ óáèòü…

Àðàìèñ                             - Ïîòåõà, ÷òî è ãîâîðèòü,

                                             Íî åñëè ýòî äåëî ÷åñòè,

                                             Êàê ìîæíî óñèäåòü íà ìåñòå!

Àòîñ                                  - Ñîñòàâèì ïëàí.

 

Ïîðòîñ                              - Íå òðàòüòå âðåìÿ!

Àðàìèñ                             - Íå òîðîïèñü, óñïååøü â ñòðåìÿ.

Àòîñ                                  - Ìû âìåñòå âûéäåì èç âîðîò…

Àðàìèñ                             - Ïîðòîñ îõðàíó ïåðåáüåò…

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                      - Íåò, ñòû÷åê ëó÷øå èçáåãàòü,

                                             Ëèøü îäíîìó áû äîñêàêàòü!

                                             Âñå ðåøåíî è ÷åðåç ÷àñ,

                                             ß æäó ãîòîâûìè âñåõ Âàñ.

 

 

ÊÎÍÅÖ ÏÅÐÂÎÃÎ ÀÊÒÀ

(çàíàâåñ)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ÀÊÒ ÂÒÎÐÎÉ

 

ÊÎÐÎËÅÂÑÊÈÅ ÌÓØÊÅÒÅÐÛ

 

 

ÑÖÅÍÀ ÏÅÐÂÀß

(ó ãîðîäñêèõ âîðîò)

 

Ñåðæàíò                            - Ýé, ãîñïîäà, îñòàíîâèòåñü!

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                      - Îíè ïüÿíû, ïîñòîðîíèòåñü.

 

Ñåðæàíò                            - È âñå-òàêè ìîé äîëã…

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                      - Ìîë÷àòü,

                                             Âîò êîøåëåê!

Ñåðæàíò                            - Èäó ñ÷èòàòü…

                                             Áåçäåëüíèêè, îòêðûòü âîðîòà,

                                             Îïÿòü ïðîêëÿòàÿ èêîòà…

 

Àòîñ                                   - Íå ïîäíèìàé êóëàê, Ïîðòîñ!

Ïîðòîñ                               - Óæ ÿ ðàçáèë êîìó-òî íîñ.

Ñòðàæíèê                          - Íà ïîìîùü!!!

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                       - Íå ùàäèòü êîíåé!!!

                                              Ïðîðâåìñÿ, òûñÿ÷à ÷åðòåé!!!

 

 

ÑÖÅÍÀ ÂÒÎÐÀß

(â ïóòè)

 

Ïîðòîñ                               - Óæ íå òðàêòèð ëè òàì ñòîèò?

                                              Æåëóäîê çàãëÿíóòü âåëèò!

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                       - Íó ÷òî æ, äàâàéòå îòäîõíåì,

                                              Ïîðòîñ, ñïîêîéíåå, âîéäåì.

 

 

ÑÖÅÍÀ ÒÐÅÒÜß

(â òðàêòèðå)

 

Àòîñ                                   - Âèíà.

Òðàêòèðùèê                      - Ìèíóòó, ãîñïîäà.

Àòîñ                                   - Ýé, Ãðèìî, ïîäîéäè ñþäà.

 

Àòîñ îòäàåò ïðèêàçàíèå ñâîåìó ñëóãå è ñëóãàì ñâîèõ äðóçåé

 

Àòîñ                                   - Âîí ó òîãî îêíà òâîé ïîñò,

                                              Ðîøôîð âîçìîæíî ñóíåò íîñ…

                                              Òû, Ìóøêåòîí, âñòàíü ó äâåðåé,

                                              Áàçåí ïîñòåðåæåò êîíåé,

                                              Ïëàíøå

Ãðèìî                                 - Îòðÿä, äåñÿòêà òðè.

Ïîðòîñ                                - Ê íàì ãîñòè, ÷åðò èõ ïîáåðè!

Àòîñ                                    - Íåêñòàòè. Ðàçáåðåì ìóøêåòû.

 

Ïîðòîñ                                - Ó Âàñ ïðîâàíñêèå ìàíæåòû?

Àðàìèñ                               - Ãâàðäåéöû ñ ëîøàäåé ñîøëè.

Àòîñ                                    - Çà êîðîëåâó, çàëïîì, ïëè!!!

 

Ãðåìèò çàëï

 

Àðàìèñ                                - Âñåãî-òî ÷åòâåðî óïàëî.

Òðàêòèðùèê                        - Íå çäåñü, ïðîøó Âàñ, âñå ïðîïàëî!!!

 

Ãâàðäåéöû êàðäèíàëà âðûâàþòñÿ â òðàêòèð

 

Ðîøôîð                               - Ýé, ìóøêåòåðû, çàùèùàéòåñü!

Àðàìèñ                                - Êóäà, êàíàëüè, óáèðàéòåñü!

Òðàêòèðùèê                        - ß, êàæåòñÿ, â êîøìàðíîì ñíå…

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                         - Ðîøôîð, ïîæàëóéñòà, êî ìíå.

Ïîðòîñ                                 - Àòîñ, âîçüìèòå òåõ òðîèõ,

                                                À ÿ âîò ýòèõ ïÿòåðûõ…

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                         - Ãâàðäåéöû ëåçóò íàïðîëîì!

Àðàìèñ                                - À ãäå òðàêòèðùèê?

Ïîðòîñ                                 - Ïîä ñòîëîì.

Àðàìèñ                                - Ðîøôîðà òîæå íå âèäàòü…

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                         - Îí ðÿäûøêîì óëåãñÿ ñïàòü!

Àòîñ                                     - Ïðîòèâíèê îòñòóïèë, äðóçüÿ,

                                                È óïóñêàòü ìîìåíò íåëüçÿ…

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                         - Ñåáÿ ìû îòñòîÿòü ñóìåëè.

Ïîðòîñ                                 - Æàëü, îòîáåäàòü íå óñïåëè…

 

 

ÑÖÅÍÀ ×ÅÒÂÅÐÒÀß

(â ïóòè, ïðîäîëæåíèå)

 

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                         - Ãâàðäåéöû, âèäèìî, îòñòàëè,

                                                Ê òîìó æå ëîøàäè óñòàëè…

Àðàìèñ                                - Èì íàäî äàòü ïåðåäîõíóòü.

Ïîðòîñ                                 - Äà ïûëü ñ êàìçîëîâ îòðÿõíóòü.

Àðàìèñ                                - Êóäà æå ñëóãè ïîäåâàëèñü?

Àòîñ                                     - Îíè âñå õîðîøî äåðæàëèñü.

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                         - Ïëàíøå!

Àòîñ                                     - Ãðèìî!

Àðàìèñ                                - Áàçåí!

Ïîðòîñ                                 - Ìóñòîí!

Âñå õîðîì                            - Ëåòÿò, êàê öåëûé ýñêàäðîí!!!

 

Äðóæíûé ñìåõ

 

Ïëàíøå                                - Ïðèêàæåòå ïðîäóêòû âûíóòü?

Ïîðòîñ                                 - Êîíå÷íî, ÷åðò âîçüìè, îñòûíóò!

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                         - Íó, è îòêóäà æå åäà?

Ïëàíøå                                - Ìû âàøè ñëóãè, ãîñïîäà.

Ïîðòîñ                                 - À ÿ ïîóæèíàòü íå ïðî÷ü,

                                                Ê òîìó æå áëèçèòñÿ óæ íî÷ü…

 

Àðàìèñ                                - Ïèòàòüñÿ íàäî íå ñïåøà.

Ïîðòîñ                                 - Ñâèíèíà î÷åíü õîðîøà!

Àòîñ                                     - Áóòûëêó âçÿòü íå äîãàäàëèñü?

Ãðèìî                                  - Îäíè îñêîëêè ïîïàäàëèñü…

Ïîðòîñ                                 - Æåâàòü ïðèäåòñÿ â ñóõîìÿòêó.

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                         - Ðàçäåëèì ëó÷øå êóðîïàòêó…

Àðàìèñ                                 - Äàâíî òàê ñûòíî ÿ íå åë,

                                                 Ïîñïàòü áû…

Ä’Àðòàíüÿí                         - Ìíîãî çàõîòåë…